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Joke of the Day

"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."

"I would tell you a joke about Jehovah witness But nobody likes Knock-Knock jokes, *Oops the title was meant to say ""Jehovah witnesses"""

"What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling? An Ethiopian rave."

"Q: ""How long were you at your last job?"" A: ""Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"""

"What's long and hard on a black man? The First grade!"

"Hanging out with fake, toxic people is like running a brothel for diseased cats. I don't do that shit anymore"

"I doubt this is what the financial advisors meant when they told Lays to... adjust for inflation."

"A man went onto a train with a banana and a suitcase.... He arrived at his destination safely."

"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe."

"Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*"