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Joke of the Day

"What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Why is vagina better than cake? Because you can have your vagina and eat it, too!"

"Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser? He got the sack.."

"I wish I were Adam. For if I cracked a joke, nobody would say, ""I've heard that before."""

"If he pauses a video game to text you, he's probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,"

"Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!"

"A guy walks into his room with a duck under his arm... and says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""That's not a pig, it's a duck."" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"I hava a blind chinese friend His name was Kenneth Sy"

"Two clean jokes that start dirty. What's brown and sticky? A STICK! What's a foot long and slippery? A SLIPPER!"

"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Choking Noises*"