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Joke of the Day

"What is Reddits favorite country? Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)"

"What is the shit you didn't see? The shit you stepped on"

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Snickers Bar? One wants you to put their chocolatey nutty goodness in your mouth, and the other is a child rapist."

"[At historic site] Guide: Questions? Me: What's the wifi password? G: I meant about 19th century life. M: Oh....Dost thou have thy password?"

"How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"If smart guys like dumb girls, and dumb guys like dumb girls, who likes smart girls? Cats."

"These jokes about semen are getting out of hand Seriously guys, put a sock in it"

"My browser asks ""are you sure?"" when I clear my history as if theres anyone more sure of what theyre doing than someone clearing his history"

"Did you hear the score of the Germany Vs Ethiopia game? Germany 8, Ethiopia didn't."

"The Legend of Zelda Joke Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet? There's too many Links."