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Joke of the Day
"Why was Hitler a great comedian? Cuz you can't spell slaughter without laughter"
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"Why did the Broadway star with a tiny butt get evicted? Because he was a little behind on Rent!"
"My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday. I don't think they understood when I said ""I wanna watch."""
"A man returns to his chiropractor ""Back again?"""
"The inventor if the anti-virus software has been charged with murder. They expect the trial to last 30 days"
"A visibly exhausted man walks into a bar and orders a drink. ""Long day?"" asks the bartender. ""No, all days are 24 hours long"" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is."
"STEAK AND SEX A: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? B: They're both very rare."
"Ive been stupid enough to develop amnesia... I dont know what i was thinking ..... ~~*ba dum tissss*~~"
"""Thats a sexy little outfit your wearing"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you"". ""Dave"", my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""
"I always get ""never shake a baby"" and ""cats always land on their feet"" mixed up. Anyways I need a lawyer."