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Joke of the Day

"If you meet a woman who says your name with the same passion she says pumpkin spice latte you should marry her immediately"

"A guy walks into a bar... And says ""ouch."""

"Tower: Mission triple-three do you have problems? Pilot: I think I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying you lost the whole instrument panel.."

"School is just like a boner, it's hard and long... Unless you're asian"

"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."

"What's the difference between incest porn and regular porn? The mute button."

"Doctor: You have bronchitis Me: OMG I've always wanted a dinosaur!What do I feed it?"

"An ATM machine that gives you a hug and whispers 'Everything will be ok' into your ear when you check your account balance."

"What happens when a man of jewish descent runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose."

"Winner of the coin flip at Superbowl 50 announced earlier today. Hilary Clinton has decided to receive."