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Joke of the Day

"If you meet a woman who says your name with the same passion she says pumpkin spice latte you should marry her immediately"

"Why do physicists love going to church It's the center of mass"

"What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy? Poverty"

"Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!"

"The safe word is ""MMMBop."""

"Tech support guy asked me to rank my issue as normal, urgent, or extremely urgent. I did a 6min long scream into the phone & let him decide."

"Where do Grape Nuts come from? Boy grapes."

"""I'm caught in a love hexagon."" - polygamists"

"Some Ho decided to hit me in the face yesterday... Fucking garden tools."

"Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move."