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Joke of the Day

"I have a french gun for sale from WW1. In excellent condition. Never been used and only dropped once."

"Why is your optometrist gay? They love people who can't see straight!"

"What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest? One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son."

"What's the easiest way to end a friendship? Just asking for a friend"

"""I'd UberBlack for you."" - what I assume a pick up line in 2016 sounds like"

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach."

"Lebron James quits basketball to become an actor And he's taking his talents to Hollywood"

"My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it."

"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."

"How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb? None Enough light comes in through the glass ceiling"