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Joke of the Day

"Which is the smartest tall mountain? Mt. Cleverest Hue hue"

"single because i didn't forward that chain mail in 2008"

"i'm not ""cute"" awkward. i'm ""what the hell is wrong with you"" awkward."

"It's fun to go up to people sitting in the mall having a job interview and shout, ""The cocaine you sold me yesterday was the bomb-dot-com!"""

"So when I went to buy my new phone, the Extravert, I asked if there was an Introvert... and they handed me a book."

"two atoms are talking.. ""Hey Bob, why the long face?"" ""I've just lost an electron."" ""What, are you sure?"" ""Yes..... I'm positive."""

"Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?"

"A recent study found that an estimated 25% of Republicans are on medication for mental illness. Why in the hell are we letting the other 75% go untreated???"

"If you can fold a fitted sheet I'm 99% sure you graduated from Hogwarts."

"a dog pisses on an ant... and the ant says ""hey watch it!"" and the dog says ""i don't have a watch"""