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Joke of the Day
"Your breath is so nasty.... That people look forward to your farts"
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"What do whales do on dates? Netflix and Krill"
"What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies? I dont have a Lambo in my Garage..."
"Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? But then the kid woke up."
"What weighs 12lbs and won't be getting plucked this Christmas Scott Weilands guitar"
"I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...""I won't dessert you."""
"What is the most popular novel in Mexico? Tequila mocking bird"
"We all used Facebook out of curiosity and it ended as an addiction."
"Why did the chicken cross the street? **DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**"