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Joke of the Day
"Careful, this is an alphabet bomb! If it goes off, it could spell disaster!"
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"I always like taking a shit while on the clock at work but its always so hard to read what time it is when I put it back on the wall."
"Man goes to a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian refuses. He asks why. The librarian replies 'Who'll return the book?'"
"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there."
"What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever."
"English, if I ran it: A group of geese is called a ""group"" A group of buffalo is called a ""group"" A group of catfish is called a ""group"""
"I just sent a screen shot of my drunken tweets to my friends & they are still asking if I can come pick them up"
"[at interview] Her: In three words or less, tell me why we should hire you. Me: I'm good with numbers."
"What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA? Rosalind Franklin's notes."
"I asked my English teacher whether I should pronounce ""either"" as ""ee-ther"" or ""eye-ther"" He said, ""You can say either."""