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Joke of the Day
"What's red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator :)"
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"i hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. facebook friends suck."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."
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