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Joke of the Day

"What's red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator :)"

"What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage."

"I'm surprised 4 isn't an unlucky number. Nothing good ever comes from putting 2 and 2 together."

"There were two old men... That were sitting on their porch, when a dog comes up and starts licking his dick. One old man said, ""I wish I could do that "" Then the other said, ""that dog would bite you."""

"What do you call a computerized rock band? ASCII/DSCII"

"If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid."

"What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry-er."

"What do you call a row of boxers? A punchline."

"Refrigerator ice dispensers are perfect for those times when you need either zero or 5000 ice cubes."

"What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution? They put their head into it."