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Joke of the Day
"What do skeletons like to put on their meat? Grave-y."
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"Why are X-wings so grubby? Rebel scum."
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""
"""Women are crazy!"" ""Did one try to murder you unprovoked?"" ""No I just disappeared from her life with no notice & she went all PSYCHO on me."""
"In a new poll, 80% of Japanese women admit to having faked origami"
"What does a Japanese man experience when he marries a Jewish woman? marital bris"
"Where do cats go when they die? Purrgutory."
"Why are penguins so shy? They always get cold feet."
"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The bottle of shampoo said, ""Lather, Rinse, Repeat."""
"What do you call a West African cricketer? He Bowler"