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Joke of the Day
"How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom? A Lot."
Next Joke
"A man runs out of a forest and into a bar, yelling: the squirrels are after me, they think I'm nuts!"
"Why hang Wanted posters in the post office? We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps."
"Finding out a gay guy has a crush on you is like finding 1,000,000 pesos. You'll think ""Well, I can't do much with this right now, but if I ever cross that line I'll be just fine"""
"If I had $1.00 for each person I had sex with, I would pay my rent But just because I'm currently homeless"
"Fog is like lingerie for the sky."
"Sometimes it's hard to nap at work. Like, when the boss is standing beside you or when you don't have a job."
"What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist? Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door."
"What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!"
"What's the difference between a prostitute and oreo? April Fools ya dumbitches!! There's no difference at all."