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Joke of the Day
"1. Be born of a virgin 2. Walk on water 3. Get crucified 4. Return from the dead 5. ??? 6: Prophet"
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"What is the poorest tree in the forest? The burr-oak tree."
"2 Jews walk into a bar.... They buy it."
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"
"My niece guessed the capital of Montana is Hannah, and I had to give it to her because as far as I know that's correct"
"I met Josh Pec the other day... I met Josh Pec the other day, he's such a boob."
"Why wouldn't Jeffery Dahmer go down on Terri Schiavo? Because cannibals don't eat vegetables."
"My love life. ..."
"I told my barber that I didn't like the way he cut my hair. He said ""don't worry, it will grow on you."""
"Nobody I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this"