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Joke of the Day

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!"

"What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator? A elevator can raise a kid"

"These dull kitchen knife jokes just aren't cutting it anymore."

"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard. What else would it be? (Courtesy of ""True Detective"" screenplay writers)"

"One guacamole is... equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guaca's."

"What do 6.28 people eat? 2"

"Greek yogurt Its just not as rich as it was before"

"The craziest shit happened today. Then I just wiped it away and got on with my day."

"What do an eagle and a broom have in common? They both fly but the broom doesn't."