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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!"
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"Just seen a midget struggling carrying a TV to his car. I said "" You need a hand with that flat screen mate?"" He said ""Fuck off dickhead, its an ipad"""
"So doctor, do I have rabies? Doc: Short answer. Yes. Patient: What's the long answer? Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss."
"So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, ""Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"" He replies, ""Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."""
"What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve? Any black Pokemon, really."
"I got a job crushing cans... ...It's soda pressing..."
"To be a good dentist... ...you must think laterally and incisively."
"[spelling bee] JUDGE: Your word is ""incorrect"" KID: I haven't spelled it yet JUDGE: No, that's your word KID: T-H-A-T-'-S JUDGE: No- KID: N-"
"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"
"Why do girls have nipples? Because without them tits would be pointless."