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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!"
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"Paul walkers new movie.. The flat and the furious."
"I went to a shop and asked the cashier, ""can I have a KitKat Chunky?"" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying ""I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"""
"Why is it so hard to contact comedians? Because their marketing is a joke."
"Do you know why fruits don't get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"I've been so drunk that homeless people give me their footlong sub. When they give it to me they whisper, ""Get your shit together, rookie."""
"What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!"
"Fun Fact: The ""eye roll"" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam."
"What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? Remarry"
"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Waattaaah!"