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Joke of the Day
"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."
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"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you would kill you? A pool table."
"When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network ""HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"""
"What kind of music do balloons hate the most? Pop music."
"Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu(ked to achieve it."
"String theory? It's more than just a theory, dude. String is real."
"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."
"In what situation would you need Nancy to come out of the ground? in an emergenancy"
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's clothes."
"Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road? To put the bones on the other side."