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Joke of the Day
"A woman walks into a Bar... She asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gives her one."
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"How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"What is black and knocking on the window from the inside? A baby in the oven."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there."
"Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane. Number 5 will blow you away."
"Him: ""I feel-"" Me: ""I FEEL IT TOO. IT'S JUST LIKE PHOEBE SAID. YOU'RE MY LOBSTER."" Him: ""-gassy."""
"I used to be an Uncle like you... ...Until I took an arrow to the niece."
"Maybe if I took my problems to the gym they'd work themselves out."
"Doctor: ""Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?"" Patient: ""No. I enjoy it."""
"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."