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Joke of the Day

"Benedict Cumberbatch is proof that a white guy banged a cat."

"If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear....... Do you think Greece would help?"

"Having sex is like poker if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."

"How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese? Because they have hundreds of Qins"

"What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory? Head Ganon"

"What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in someones ass."

"What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!"

"You know what my favorite type of cupholder is? A bra."

"Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out an important part of human anatomy that is more useful when it is erect. Er... SPINE?"