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Joke of the Day
"If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear....... Do you think Greece would help?"
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"I'd like to know what Obama or Romney propose to do about YouTube buffering."
"""If you woke up with your pants at your ankles and your ass covered in vasoline, would you tell anybody?"" Guy #2: ""No."" Guy #1: ""Just wondering.... Wanna go camping?"""
"Real confidence I was asked to write an essay of about 300 words on confidence I wrote - ""THIS IS REAL CONFIDENCE AND SUBMITTED IT"""
"When I was a kid I prayed every night for a new bicycle Then I learned the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness instead edit: woohoo #1"
"What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive? The Stunning-Cougar Effect."
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"""
"Why does fluoride cause apathy? Who cares."
"Why did the surfer join ISIS? Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up."
"Two men walk into a bar... One of them gets a concussion and the other gets a bruise on his forehead."