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Joke of the Day
"What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday? Easter"
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"(NSFW) what do driving in the fog and eating pussy have in common? One slip of concentration and you're in the shit"
"I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!"
"I love people I can get weird with."
"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? The only thing left was de-brie"
"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"
"Humpty Dumpty had a good Summer... But he had a *great* Fall!"
"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"
"69% of people... ...find something dirty in every sentence."
"You're all a bunch of racist motherfuckers.. The correct term is African-American Friday."