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Joke of the Day
"69% of people... ...find something dirty in every sentence."
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"Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends? Because it's so salty."
"Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ? Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy."
"What's Scoobys birthstone? Ruuuubbbby?"
"My oldest son come up to me today and said, I'm feeling suicidal, dad.' Hang in there, son' I said pointing at the spare room."
"(NSFW) What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fucks..."
"[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus."
"Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ? For the watch ."
"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."
"Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless"