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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? The only thing left was de-brie"
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"What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!"
"Have you heard the one about the untouched coal pit? Never mined."
"Why can't a T-Rex clap Because it's extinct"
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing But you mean your mother.......I mean another"
"Do you think Rick Astley ever just busts into places unexpectedly? He could."
"heard about the toilet that quit his job? he was tired of dealing with that shit every day"
"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet."
"What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !"
"So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What the hell is that?"" The pirate responds, ""Arrrrr, it drives me nuts."""