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Joke of the Day

"I love people I can get weird with."

"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 300 degrees in the oven."

"Q: Why was the chicken happy? A: Everything was eggcellent."

"Man, these hotcakes are selling like themselves."

"English people smh... 75% of English people do not know the opposites to these words. Always Coming From Take Me Down"

"So my car broke down My mechanic said it was obvious I'd blown a seal. I said keep my private life out of it and just fix the damn car!"

"WAITER: Would you like the usual, Mr Smith? MR SMITH: *all smugly* Do birds fly? *Penguin at the next table slams down his menu*"

"Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants."

"a 3 year old is a lot like bill cosby When you Wake up from a nap and they're naked, doing a bunch of shit you dont like"

"How did Will Smith get caught for committing 1st degree murder? He left fresh prints all over the scene."