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Joke of the Day
"I love people I can get weird with."
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"What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle? Khaki"
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"They were the type of children who would kill both parents and make you feel sorry for them because they were orphans."
"How did the Mathematician cure his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."
"What did 9/11 have in common with a lasagna? There was ground meat between the layers."