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Joke of the Day

"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere."

"The ladies call me ""subway"".. ..because I lie about being 12 inches and my meat smells like a yoga mat."

"Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs. Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD."

"Once I've read about the perils of alcoholism I've decided to stop... ...reading."

"Wow, this article looks awesome.*clicks link**finds out it's a slideshow**throws computer out the window*"

"Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers."

"My neighbor's diary says I have boundary issues."

"i pinched out a bowel movement while reaching for a stool."

"I love my church more than Dairy Queen, Cause we truly had rockin Sundays."