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Joke of the Day
"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere."
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"If you can read but still watch the Kardashians please donate your unused literacy to someone who might use it."
"*walks into room to find toddler stuck upside down yelling for help* ""Hold it right there baby, Mommy's just taking a quick picture"""
"I genuinely want Trump to become the President. I've always wanted to see a president assassinated!"
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar. (Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)"
"We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies."
"What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job? He got suspended."
"Why can't cats survive on Mars, even with spacesuits? Because Curiosity will kill them."
"Sure, Sally, I'll just buy one of your shells BY THE SEA SHORE. Oh, wait, here's one just laying here, you skank."
"What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food? He got Pasta-toots."