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"What do the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presidential race have in common? Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified."
"How does every racist joke begin? By glancing around the room."
"I just put up a white board in my house... wanted to make the place a bit more classy"
"A local farmer just received an award from the city. It was for being outstanding in his field."
"Sound smarter than you are: end words with ""eaux"" and sentences with ""if you will."" If you're pissed, ""quite frankly"" adds a nice touch."
"ARCTIC HOOKER Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute."
"Q: What is the most military day of the year? A: March 4th."
"What's the opposite of running away and getting married? Anteloping."
"Charlotte's Web is a horrible lie. If you hear a spider talking, let someone know bc you either have a concussion or that spider is a demon."
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