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Joke of the Day

"Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs. Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD."

"My girlfriend keeps telling me i need a job... I said ""with your hands or your mouth?"""

"What is up with these reposts? It must be heredditory."

"NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!"

"Doctor Frankenstein If Doctor Frankenstein ever opens a cheese shop, he should name it 'Frankenstein's Muenster'"

"What do you call a fat woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic"

"Osama Bn Laden Jokes in the title."

"How do you scare a snowman? You get a hairdryer!"

"The only reason your girlfriend likes to suck your cock..... .....is because her parents told her to enjoy the little things in life."

"The Golden Globes are like the Oscars produced by a former Soviet republic."