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Joke of the Day

"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#"

"Sources are saying Geno Smith threw the first punch but it landed a few yards short and was returned for a touchdown."

"Lenins If life hands you Lenins, start a socialist revolution."

"I've been going through a really rough period at work this week It's my own fault for swapping my tampax for sand paper."

"Yar, I wound up a toy car and put it down me pants. It's driving me nuts."

"For once my family is going to have a Happy Thanksgiving. This year I'm stuffing the turkey with Prozac."

"What do crossfitters call their trainers? Fairy WOD-mothers."

"The actress that played Anne Frank in the Anne |Frank story was so bad..... That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said ""where is she"" the audience shouted ""she's in the attic""."

"I picked up a Jewish girl today, wanna know how? With a dustpan."

"And the Lord said to Peter ""come forth and you will receive eternal life"". But Peter came fifth and won a toaster."