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Joke of the Day
"Lenins If life hands you Lenins, start a socialist revolution."
Next Joke
"Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I'll give it a shot."
"""Thanks, that's a great haircut."" [takes off wig] ""Now let's see how you do with the real thing."""
"This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she's not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger!"
"Do Wilma Flintstone got a booty? She yabba-dabba dooooooo!"
"A day or two after eating jalapenos I realize I've made a mistake That shit burns."
"[math teacher] your homework looks like chicken scratch, but you got them all correct [later at home] I think she's on to us, mathmachicken"
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 20 beers!!"
"Why couldnt the bike stand on its own? Because it was two tired!"
"Why did the USSR have such a bad air force? They kept Stalin."