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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my scotch 12-14 years old"
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"I know a place where the recycling rate is 99% /r/jokes"
"Wanted to buy a 17th century European castle but I'm baroque."
"How many potatoe does it take to kill a Latvian? none (inspired by /u/aces613 )"
"My wife's been missing for two weeks and the police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the Goodwill and got her clothes back."
"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"
"Mood ring I got my wife a mood ring. When she's in a good mood it turns a beautiful shade of blue. When she's in a bad mood it leaves an ugly red mark on my forehead."
"*returns four pounds of skirt steak to butcher* I'm sorry. This just doesn't fit me like I thought it would."
"ME: my ideal first date? well to me it dosent matter wat we do as long as we share a conection JOB INTERVIEWER: i meant how soon can u start"
"When Jesus was crucified, what was the cause of death? Cross Contamination"