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Joke of the Day

"How many vegans does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."

"What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.? Good mourning."

"How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike? They're both black smiths"

"How do you know the economy is only getting worse? On the latest episode of ""Celebrity Apprentice"", Donald Trump fired himself!"

"My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!"

"Did you know Dora the Explorer has a muslim cousin? Her name is Doda ...the Exploder"

"Ivan, 12, after breaking the vase and realizing he'll be punished anyway, sold the TV, got high and ordered some escorts."

"I'm rabidly against plagiarism, but I guess if you're going to steal something, a Columbus joke at least makes sense"

"Why did the White Man go to the Moon? He wanted more land. -Heard this from a native friend of mine. I laughed my ass off."

"What's a somali's favorite sport? Cross-country"