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Joke of the Day

"Do/Be To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. -Voltaire Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra"

"Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC..."

"What should you do if you get an erection on the subway? Get off at the next stop!"

"Want to hear my favorite holocaust joke? Aw, schwitz! I forgot it :("

"13 blackberries and 5 iPads walk into a bar... They leave hammered"

"What is the appropriate response to a great performance at the Special Olympics? A handiclap"

"You only live once, so don't forget to spend 16 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers."

"Last 4th I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best place to light them"

"I asked the grammar police about a crime in the capital... They told me that case was sensitive."

"Graduation speech: I would like to thank Wikipedia, and copy/paste. I'm out bitc$es"