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Joke of the Day

"Our family's annual tradition, as I put up the tree, everybody gathers around to watch my wife tell me I'm stringing the lights wrong."

"What do you call a dinosaur with too much power? A tyrant-osaurus rex! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I'll see myself out..."

"What do you call the rough parts of Paris? La Ba-ghetto"

"My neighbor has 2 dogs... Their names are Rolex and Timex They're watch dogs."

"To the people who don't like me... suck it. To the people that do like me... same thing. "

"My teachers are like my girlfriends... They are both best between periods."

"Daughter 1: Dad, I'm lesbian. Daughter 2: Me too dad. Dad: Doesn't anyone like guys here? Son: I do?."

"All the autotune in the world still doesn't sound as cool as talking into a desk fan."

"What do you call a man who supports women's sports? A sports brah"

"I accidentally gave my newborn Muscle Milk instead of formula and now he's blasting Pantera and doing one arm pull-ups off his crib"