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Joke of the Day
"I think I might have a shower. *checks* Yes, I have a shower."
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"Wars would be obsolete if women ruled the world There would just be a bunch of jealous countries who do not talk to eachother."
"It's a shame that the Woman in Pakistan got stoned... ...but Jihad it coming."
"This guy in my living room must think I'm an idiot, he says he picked my lock but I distinctly remember choosing it at the store by myself."
"Want to read my favorite dirty Jewish word? splurge"
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo bees."
"Coffee is nature's way of saying ""Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!"""
"Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10"
"What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow? Mooslim"