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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"

"So I heard Rolf Harris got 5 years, 9 months... His favourite"

"My wife said I'm not manly I told her she hurt my feelings and I'm going to go cry in a corner."

"How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician? Because of the Fibonacci sequins."

"Twentieth Century Fox should really consider updating their name."

"I love how, in the year 2010, TV news channels still use a background graphic of a reel-to-reel tape player when they play 911 recordings."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Easy to have sex with."

"Cell division, explained: o 0 8 oo"

"Fat, single and ready for a pringle!"

"I need hug(e amount of money)."