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"The KKK adopted a higway Jokes on them, it's black"
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"Don't let... ...an extra chromosome get you down."
"I discovered a Star Wars themed sex technique... I call it the Hands Solo"
"Define ""no more Twitter or I will leave you."""
"What is yellow and lives off dead Beatles? Yoko Ono"
"""If a Groundhog emerges from this hole wearing too much eye shadow, its grounded for 6 weeks for being a whore""--Groundhog dad"
"What do you call a small wardrobe? A battledrobe."
"Doctor Vs Patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Q: Who ruled France until he exploded? A: Napoleon Blownapart!"
"Shout out to the sense of wonder in the eyes of children. Also to pistachios. I'll eat a shit ton of pistachios. Mmmm pistachios."