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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a highway with a fridge? Killed."
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"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers"
"A Jewish boy needs $20 So he asks his father. Son: Papa, could I have twenty bucks please? Father: Ten bucks!? Whaddya need five bucks for!?"
"The only ""b"" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful."
"Sting was kidnapped last night The Police are looking for a lead."
"7: Its the last week of school so we don't have to go. Can I stay home? Me: Ha! Nice try, kid. Teacher: Its true. Me: Ha! NICE TRY, TEACHER."
"What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file? C4"
"I got fired today, because during my lunch break, I went to the men's room and blew chunks. Chunks is our forklift driver, I should admit."
"*stops next to punks at red light* *stares them down, turns up The Walking Dead opening music* *light turns green, slowly accelerates*"
"Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon"