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Joke of the Day

"you know what people said about paul daniels funeral..... you know what people said about paul daniels funeral ""i liked it but not a lot"""

"The difference between Christian wives and Jewish wives? Christian wives have fake jewelry and real orgasms."

"Beer has female hormones Whenever I am drinking I talk too much and can't drive a car."

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle? A tire."

"My home phone rang. Weird."

"Abortion - it really brings out the child in you. Anyone got any similar puns? Also: - 9/11 jokes are just plane rude."

"when you walk down on a up escalator, is that time travel? really makes you think"

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the gut!"

"Marriage is like having your favorite meal every day... At first, it's great! But after a week, you're thinking, ""Eh, I kinda feel like having Asian tonight."""

"What did the Pirate say on his birthday? Ayy Matey"