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Joke of the Day
"What did the Pirate say on his birthday? Ayy Matey"
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"Hell hath no fury like woman tagged in a Facebook photo that makes her look fat."
"When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones?"
"Is athlete's foot [gulp] fatal, doc? ""Not with the proper treatment."" *gives foot $56M 7-year contract*"
"You know how I found out I have a fruit fetish? I had an Orange Crush."
"Why did the robot become a museum curator? Because he was an Art-Offical Intelligence"
"What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !"
"where do sperm go when they die? The sementery."
"Why are circles so knowledgeable? Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees."
"I wonder if this conversation ever took place.. - Jesus, what is that over there? - Don't hang me up on it, but I think it's a cross."