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Joke of the Day

"I'm NOT Superman. What appears to be a red and yellow S on my chest is just the result of a rather fortuitous mustard and ketchup stain."

"To the woman with the screaming kids in Walmart: If you're wondering how the condoms got in your cart....You're welcome"

"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish and he'll throw it out and go to McDonald's. Teach a man to fish, and nope, still McDonald's."

"A man didn't like his haircut But it started to grow on him"

"""Snitches get stitches"" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, ""Snitches never wake up again"" is more likely to deter snitching..."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, look what's telling me that"

"What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting."

"The ending for Toy Story 3 only Andy sells his toys to get weed money and makes a bong out of Mr. Potato Head."

"How does a snail win a race? It runs against Hillary."

"My friend hasn't had a bite all day. So I bit him."