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Joke of the Day
"TIL: Ropes can pass through themselves Ohh wait they can knot."
Next Joke
"What do you call a child that's good at digging? A minor"
"How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)"
"What do you call a midget with no arms and a stumpy leg? A person. Don't be an asshole."
"Well this should spice things up. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me."
"Ice is a lot like girls They both get wet when you eat them"
"I had sex with a guy last night and he was gone the next morning. Funny how people just come and go in your lives."
"Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?"
"Whenever I throw bread at the birds in the river I always miss Because they duck."
"What do you call a computer that is running slow? Restarted."