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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a child that's good at digging? A minor"

"Nuclear programs are always for peaceful purposes. Drop a nuke on an enemy and suddenly they're peaceful"

"How do you start a hedgehog race? Say ""GAH""."

"What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo? A bison-tennial."

"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."

"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"

"The guys and I are heading into town. Gonna hit a few bars, a strip club, and then, MAYBE... ...the Museum."

"I'm going to change my name to Blake. So I can ask my girl if she wants to wake and Blake."

"Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday."

"Trump: Do you wanna build a snowman? Elsa: Who will pay for this snowman? Trump: Ok byeee "