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"What do you call a child that's good at digging? A minor"
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"We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel."
"what if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside"
"When life gives you lemons... Just be glad it's not AIDS"
"My wife said something that meant a lot to me. ""500 trillion."""
"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what'll you have? Ghost says: I'm here for the boos."
"The Jolly Green Giant is into bondage. I guess you could call him a collared green."
"What do you call an infinite series with a finite result that has never had sex? Convirgin."
"I can sum up my taste in music and my political and religious beliefs in just a few bumper stickers."
"What did the adrenaline addict say to the serial killer? ""Why are we even friends?"""