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Joke of the Day
"Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport? because it provides cavity protection"
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"What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A woman will always blow your paycheck"
"What gets bigger everytime I see my wife. My wife."
"Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape? He's a de-septagon."
"Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget."
"What shoes does ninjas use? Sneakers."
"McDonald's is opening their first restaurant in India. Employees must ask if you want flies with every order."
"Damn girl, your ass is like an avacado It's that good kinda fat"
"I spotted a subtweet and also spotted a squirrel with a juice box... I'll let you guess which one had a greater impact on my life."
"Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself!"