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Joke of the Day

"What did one Spanish speaking white supremacist say to the other Spanish speaking white supremacist after eating a piece of delicious cake? Que queque!"

"My wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter I don't know what shocked her the most; the fact I was having sex with our daughter or the abortion clinic gave me the fetus."

"Man reading a book: hot Man with a baby: hot Man reading a book to a baby: hold me back my ovaries have exploded."

"Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman."

"What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus has a cunning array of stunts"

"Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)"

"Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam."

"2 deer walk out of bar... One says to the other, ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there."""

"My iPhone corrects ""WHOA"" to ""WHOSE"", which just made my text response to ""I JUST HAD A BABY!!!"" a little awkward."

"Why is Jesus terrible in bed? Because it takes three days for him to rise again, and two thousand years to come twice."