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Joke of the Day

"What did one Spanish speaking white supremacist say to the other Spanish speaking white supremacist after eating a piece of delicious cake? Que queque!"

"That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died."

"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the Batmobile."

"*walks into work 20 minutes late* *boss glares at me* ""Sorry. Traffic."" *boss gestures to my Starbucks cup* ""Oh this? I found it."""

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"I hate when I'm running away from monsters at the temple then crash into a tree and die because I wanted to collect all the gold."

"If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop."

"None, building it is a job for engineers. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"

"Based on how poorly this burrito was wrapped, I assume it was made by the one person at Taco Bell that has never rolled a blunt."

"What do you call a man with just a nose? No body nose man. Hue, hue, hue."