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Joke of the Day

"How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again?"

"Instructions: 1. Watch every breath someone takes 2. Watch every move someone makes 3. Watch every bond someone breaks 4. Log off Facebook"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full ese."

"I met Jesus once but he was kind of a dick He was all ""holier-than-thou"""

"Hurricanes, famine, disease, war crimes, child molestation, political corruption. And Jesus appears to mankind on a slice of toast."

"Why does Mexico never win the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left."

"Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions"

"I sprayed a fly with Axe body spray. He'll live, but he won't get laid."

"What concert can you get in with just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback."

"You can't afford a bar of soap, but Beer,, Cigarettes,, & $700 worth of tattoos is not a problem?.. This is why sometimes I have a hard time feeling bad for most people"