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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if the first person to ever pop corn thought they were under attack."

"Why do pornstars enjoy working as waitresses? Because they always get the tip"

"Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school? I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."

"What dog has money? A bloodhound because he is always picking up scents (cents)."

"i show up at the range wearing a t-shirt that says ""I Wont Wear The Earplugs"" and i m promptly directed back to my car by staff members"

"The popularity of origami has increased ten fold."

"New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar."

"went to a temporary tatoo parlor it wouldn't wash off so I went back to complain but the shop was gone."

"Guys love legs. Women, if you can grow more legs that would be a major turn on"

"My aunt Marge.. My aunt Marge has been ill for so long I've started thinking, ""I can't believe she's not better.."""