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Joke of the Day
"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."
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"Which director is Hollywood's darling? Michael Bae"
"There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet."
"I'd let Jesus take the wheel but... I don't know how to speak spanish."
"How do you mute an Italian? Tie up their hands."
"The Civil War wasn't about slavery . . . . . . it was about ethics in journalism."
"""Hey, man, just called to see when you're going to commercial. Now? Ok, us too."" -Radio Stations"
"*catches up to jogger while wearing the same outfit* good luck shaking the police off loser *sprints ahead while sirens can be heard*"
"Change is hard. I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?"
"Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory."