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Joke of the Day

"Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!"

"Real Road Signs (What they mean) ""Rough road"" (Road sucks) ""Construction zone"" (Unattended orange cone zone) ""Lanes shift"" (Confusing af)"

"How does an ant put on a tie? With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke."

"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He was a fungi. Why did he end up leaving the party? There wasn't mushroom."

"What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes? I don't have a mercedes in my garage!"

"Don't make fun of Kanye when he's talking to his reflection That would be two Yeezy"

"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"

"I come to Twitter for the recipe trading, but I stay for the overt racism!"

"Star Wars newest Droid..... How does the newest round Star Wars droid relieve his sexual tension? He master-BB8's"

"I melted down all my various rewards cards into a universal ""Rewards Dagger"" that gets me a discount everywhere."