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Joke of the Day

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? We do taste like chicken."

"What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree? The pizza can feed a family of four."

"Would I care for a free sample? Raise your own samples lady, should have thought about that before you made them."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ? Amahl shook up !"

"Doctor: I have two bad news for you. Doctor: The first one is that you have cancer. Patient: whats the second one then? Doctor: you also have alzheimer's. Patient: well at least I dont have cancer"

"What happens when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? You get half way"

"Why did the criminal hide in the roof? It was very Con-Ceiling."

"Hey do y'all wanna hear a political joke? Donald Trump!"

"What do you call a broken can-opener? A can't opener."

"I have a friend who is a Jehovah's Witness. He tried to tell me a knock knock joke and got all pissed off when I ignored him."