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Joke of the Day

"Saw my ex-gf being beaten up by 4 guys, so as a human being I had to step in and help.. She didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us"

"Imagine if Hannibal was a university professor I'd love to go to a Hannibal Lecture!"

"Why was the circuit arrested? Because it was charged with battery!"

"Never trust an atom They make up stuff."

"Why do the horses hate the jockey? Because he's a horse racist."

"I like my porn just how I like my search history Disabled. EDIT: First post and front page. Woohoo!"

"Which dinosaur will never be discovered? The Clitaurus"

"I just overheard a woman tell her son ""We don't lick other people, it's gross"" and now I'm reevaluating so many choices I've made."

"Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy? Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)"

"I wonder if meat-packing plants charge for services rendered."