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Joke of the Day
"Which dinosaur will never be discovered? The Clitaurus"
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"How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar? Even the pool tables have no balls"
"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines"
"Just sent my boss an email that said ""Keep me coming"" instead of ""Keep 'em coming."" So, that's fun."
"check if your cocaine is good, mix in vinegar. If it makes a volcano, its baking soda. If not, your drugs is ruined. Drugs are always bad."
"SECURITY GUARD: [speaking into the cuff of his shirt] The president is on his way to the car LITTLE MOUSE THAT LIVES IN HIS SLEEVE: Ok cool"
"if you imagine all of Adele's songs are about a cheeseburger, it changes things drastically."
"I asked a chinese girl for her number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"My gf was complaining about how difficult anal was... I told her ""It's only as hard as you make it"""
"Boss: Why aren't you working? Me: I didn't see you coming!"